Everything Has A Gender
My cousin Michael emailed me this list today and I thought it was funny. No worries about offending any particular group since it makes fun of men and women equally!
- Ziploc Bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
- Copiers are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
- A Tire is male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
- A Hot Air Balloon is male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
- Sponges are female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
- A Web Page is female, because it’s always getting hit on.
- A Subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
- An Hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
- A Hammer is male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
- A Remote Control is female. Ha! You thought it’d be male, didn’t you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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