Country I Love
Senator Obama has released his first general election commercial. It’s called “County I Love” — and while it is good, it’s a damn shame that he had to film it at all. I can’t believe that people would actually think that someone running for president of the United States didn’t love the United States or was “less patriotic” because he didn’t wear a flag pin on their lapel. Stupid petty crap like this is what is wrong with politics today.
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These rumors about Obama were published in Slate.com. I have every
reason to believe they’re true.
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There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is
every American’s duty to read this message and pass it along to all
of their friends and loved ones.
Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.
Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an
American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, “WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.”
A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a
conference on PATRIOTISM.
Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.
Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART
at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which
is almost never because he is STRONG.
Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his
stomach. It’s upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.
There’s only one artist on Barack Obama’s iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE,
which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the
ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.
Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every
afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT
NOW.
Barack Obama’s new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen,
and a MEGACHURCH.
Barack Obama’s skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.
Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM,
and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels
mostly by FORKLIFT.
Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because
they are AWESOME.