Birds and Bees in the 21st Century
Little Billy asks his dad: “Daddy, how was I born?”
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
It was too late to hit the delete button, so nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said “You’ve Got Male!”
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