Archive for October, 2006
Death’s Conservative Spin
When I saw the headline “Cult Leader Who Killed 5 Executed“, I was only interested in reading it because I wondered what “cult” this guy started and who was stupid enough to follow him. What really caught my eye, however, was this part of the article:
It cost $385,000 to keep Lundgren incarcerated for 16 [...]
Put It On His Grave
So I woke up to the news this morning that some contractors had been hired by the Amish to destroy the schoolhouse where that coward shot innocent children in Lancaster. What I want to know is — why didn’t they just dump all the debris on that sick son-of-a-bitch’s grave instead of a landfill. [...]
Super Bowl Champs My Ass!
I cannot believe that I just wasted 3 hours of my life watching that terrible game against the Chargers tonight. Our offensive and defensive lines were full of more holes than a block of Swiss cheese. And Ben Roethlisberger?!?!? I honestly think that the motorycle accident has permanently affected him. He’s [...]
Unimaginable Tragedy
In another sign that God should just wipe the slate clean here on Earth and start over — a father of three children walked into an Amish schoolhouse and took 10 girls hostage. He then proceeded to shoot all of them execution style — you know, gun to the back of the head — killing [...]
The Commish Has No Stones
In his first test as the new NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell showed that he doesn’t have any stones. Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth stepped on the head of Andre Gurode, center for the Dallas Cowboys. He did it not once, but twice — and what does Goodell do? He gives him [...]